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About this story
Death was the easy part. Dating is going to kill her all over again.
Ella has been dead for over a century and a half, and the afterlife just lost her paperwork.
Somewhere between the Department of Haunting and the D.P.R., her file vanished, leaving a stubborn Southern belle stranded in a modern world she doesn't understand. Elevators trap people. Tiny people live inside televisions. And nobody seems to know what a proper lady is owed.
Enter Kyle, a sharp-tongued ghost with a secret name, a scowl, and zero patience for a woman who calls him "sir" like it's an insult. He calls her "Scarlett." She calls him insufferable. Neither of them is wrong.
But the longer they're stuck together, the harder it gets to remember why they're fighting. Ella can't recall how she died. Kyle won't say who he used to be. And someone in the ghostly bureaucracy may have a very good reason for keeping her lost.
Some people find love after death. Ella might just start a business out of it.
Dead-N-Dating is a laugh-out-loud paranormal rom-com with heart, heat, and a whole lot of red tape.
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Dead~N~Dating contains detailed on-page sexual content. The episode itself is hidden until you confirm that you are an adult and choose to continue.
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- On-page sexual content
- Death and the afterlife
- Emotional abuse by a parent
- Historical plantation setting
- Predatory behavior
- Grief and loss