I love the taste of peppermint. Not spearmint, not wintergreen, good old-fashioned peppermint. The king of mints.

As a creamy center, it is divine. As a hardened crystal, malleable to any desired shape, it is supreme. This is my weapon of choice. Candy canes. I am known as Candy Cain, and I like to kill.

This is my twisted take on a classic.

Exiles from another story...

A bumbulum is a concept for a medieval musical instrument that was designed to make fart noises. It also happens to be the name given to a particular panda that lived around an odd village on the outskirts of a remote bamboo forest. This particular naming of this particular panda is highly justified.